Should I tell you a totally important fact that you'll totally need for the rest of your life? Should I? No? Okay.
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Okay I'll tell you, since you asked.
Today is National Unique Names Day!
In case you didn't know, I am a special person who has a special name. Did I mention I have a special
name? No? Well, I have a special name. Just so you know.
Heehee.
